When you get into the 10th month of pregnancy, it can be extremely difficult and miserable. My daughter kicked the shiznit outta of me and I literally would just look at my stomach and watch her doing the cupid shuffle, can’t wang wit it, and bunny hop all wrapped in one and cry during the last 4 weeks of her incubation period.
Jessica Biel is wearing pregnancy so well. Stars make me sick how they look so good or they blow up like a cow like Kim Kardashian, then lose it in 30 days like that’s how real life is and it ain’t! I was a cow when I was preggers with both my bundles of joy. So, I’m just a little jelly bean about how good Jessica looks.
I can’t wait to see what they name their baby. I hope it’s not something dumb or difficult to pronounce or spell like Catypulta, Loyola, or Vandalista. LOL. I made all those up by the way.
🙂 Phee
Picture from eonline.com article posted by Alyssa Toomey.
I haven’t seen Viniq publicly until today on the Wendy Williams Show and I was like “Noooooo, my secret is out!”.
Until today, I was acting like me and my friends and family were the only ones with the exclusive access to it. LOL
Viniq is an awesome new moscato and vodka combination in a purple sparkly concoction.
When you shake the bottle, the liquor swirls around and it looks like a really neat science project.
The taste is a 10 to me. It’s strong but sweet too.
Price wise, the big bottle at my local corner beverage mart is 19.99 and the little bottle is 9.99.
The buzz potential is around a 8.25 or 8.75 but if you drink it too fast, you’ll be prone to being the star of a video that you probably wouldn’t have done prior to drinking the Viniq. LOL
I’m already on the Viniq, you need to try it, if you’re a drinker, and let me know what you think.
Oooooh, did you see Serena getting all up under her old flame Common? Oscars make a man so sexy huh?
I honestly couldn’t believe that they dated back in the day. It’s just not a couple you see together in old age. I mean, does Common even play tennis? She would shut him down on the court and he would be all jelly about it but then the make up sex would be great. Ok, I went somewhere totally off with this one. LOL
Anywho, I hope they had a “good time” after the party and rekindled some feelings!
A girl in Australia sent her parents a de-invitation to her wedding because she said for years they abused her before she ran away from home at 16.
She put together an actual invitation on special paper and mailed it to them.
Here’s the actual copy….
She snapped! LOL
I would not have said anything to them at all but this apparently brought joy to her little heart to know they were anxiously awaiting it and opened it to read these horrible words.
She better be careful, they can find out where she’s getting married and do horrible things to still ruin her big day. Other relatives can ruin it on their behalf. You never know.
It’s funny none-the-less.
🙂 Phee
Invitation from article below on yahoo by Beth Greenfield.
No, not like that! They’re twins just celebrated their 7th birthday. They were able to come together in their co-parenting relationship and celebrate their beautiful children.
It’s one thing to have an engagement ring that makes your girlfriends sick to death but it’s an entirely different situation when you have an engagement ring that can get several small countries out of their national debt.
I just saw the article below about some pricey engagement rings. Humphries ring to Kim K was $1 million. Kanye’s ring to Kim K was valued in between $7-8 million. Beyoncé’s ring from Jay-Z is valued at $5 million but one of Elizabeth Taylor’s 33-carat rings (the chick was married like 47 times, hee hee) sold at an auction for $116 million!!!!!!! Look at some of the other big ol rings walking around with celebrities (Kim Zolciak got 2 rings but from the same man though, LOL). No shade Kim K.
1. You know who. 2. Kim Zolciak’s 2 rings. 3. Russell Westbrook 4. You know who.
How do they walk around with rings that big? You can’t run into Publix, Kroger, Piggly Wiggly, CVS, Walgreen’s, Walmart or Ingles with a ring on that dayum big. You can’t run into the corner store, the one where you can buy single cigarettes and the homeless man you know by name is always hanging out. Not gonna happen. You can’t do that anymore cause T-Dawg and his homies will be waiting for you when you come out. You can’t go to a PTA meeting with a ring on like that. When you walk in all you hear is people sucking they teeth (look at this bish). All of sudden, you get knocked over the head in the parking lot going to your car one night. You cannot wear that everywhere. You have to take it off 95% of the places you go in a day. It’s not worth it to have it if you can’t wear it safely in my opinion.
When rich people give rings out, they publicize it so EVERYONE knows about it. You are basically a new target for those high class thieves. All of sudden, there’s an Ocean’s 14 movie themed after you and how a bunch of thieves stole your ring and gave you a CZ and U.O.E.N.O.! LMAO
And what about the true victim in all this? The Diamond. Poor diamonds, people just be using the mess out of them all the time. They even made chocolate diamonds and canary diamonds and pink ones too. Don’t you think diamonds are tired of being used for us to show off? Save the diamonds everybody. Cubic Zirconia looks exactly the same and no one knows the difference. No one should be that close to you anyway to be all in your business. LOL! You know I’m lying. My birthstone is a diamond so I was born into the diamond game!
OMG, Remember celebrity death match? It was the funniest yet cruelest cartoon show everrrr! It was a show where clay celebrity figures were pitted against one another in a match to the death.
Check out this clip to refresh your memory or to give you a reference point for the rest of my post.
If Wiz and Amber Rose were on that show she would win no doubt. She’d probably just use her ginormous butt cheeks to suck him in and twist his neck off or twerk him to death one booty cheek at a time. Wait, Wiz might take his skinny little legs and scissor kick Amber’s head off or take a huge blunt and bash her head all the way in. LMAO.
Just jokes but my most favorite married, soon to be divorced, celebrity couple is about to embark on a real battle royale over the custody of their son Sebastian. WIZ KHALIFA IS SAYING OUT LOUD THAT AMBER ROSE IS NOT A FIT MOTHER!!!!
What you talkin ’bout Willis?
I love me some Wiz buuuuuut isn’t what he’s doing what my grandma says “the pot calling the kettle black”? TMZ caught up with him leaving somewhere fo-day in the morning and he literally face raped a random fan waiting to get a selfie with him. He was stoned beyond recognition. You can’t do that Wiz, not battling for custody and being followed by the paparazzi everyday of your life.
When you are battling for custody you have to change and act right. You have to start wearing cardigans and penny loafers, attend book signings, do community service and stuff like that. You have to keep both of your eyes completely open at all times without wearing sunglasses. The paparazzi needs to catch you with one of the Make-A-Wish children in the studio cutting an album or at church getting recommitted to GOD. You have to start hanging with Nickledeon cast members but be careful their bad ways can rub off on you. LOL. You basically can’t be the you you we know and love. It has to be your alter ego, the squeaky clean one you use when the cops pull you over and you got an unregistered pistol under the seat or the one you use when you go to the bank to get a loan. LMAO!
Wiz needs to get married again right quick like Ludacris did. Hmmmmmmm. He definitely can’t win custody partying and being caught on camera higher than Orion’s Belt. Am I right? Ok, then.
From what I hear Amber Rose isn’t home making hot chocolate and wearing a full outfit herself BUT she’s not the one making the claim of unfitness (if you will).
Just giving you life a bite size piece at a time. Don’t want you to choke. LOL!
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