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Big Boy Problems

18 May

I do not feel so bad about feeling like I can’t fit in a certain little sports car.  I always thought about those little cars and how the athletes rush to get them if they actually fit in them comfortably.

Well, it turns out that not all of them can drive all their dream cars.

Arthur Jones of the Colts found out first hand that Corvettes don’t fit 6 foot 3, 337 pounders.  The funny thing is, he didn’t find this out before buying the Corvette.  I guess he had one of his handlers purchase it for him and deliver it to his home then tried to get into it and was like “oops”.  LMAO

Here’s a pic of Mr. Jones (Sexy Jones is what I call him) and his elusive dream car, shall we call her The Tempstress.  LOL!

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In the article, TheSportsStaff suggested a hummer but I think he can get a custom Corvette to fit his frame.  He just needs to call whoever outfits Shaq’s automobiles.  Even the hummer didn’t fit him.  LOL

🙂 Phee

Pic and Article posted on Yahoo Sports by ThePostGameStaff

http://yahoo.thepostgame.com/blog/accelerate/201505/after-buying-corvette-colts-d-lineman-discovers-he-cant-fit-drivers-seat

 
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