Sooooooooooooo, as a parent we have a lot of responsibilities already.  The internet and whole new social media thing, has really made it so that we have to step our game up and understand that lingo or there might be some treachery afoot.  LOL

Read this next sentence and see if you can translate it.

I h8 or IDL when my BHM  gets OOC over dumb things when we talk in person or on the phone.  MRW he acts SAFE is usually, HYU, dude, STFU and then I hang up DOL.  WBY?

This entire sentence would make perfect sense once you become an internet slangalist, if you will, like me.  LOL

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I hate or I don’t like when my big handsome man gets out of control over dumb things when we talk in person or on the phone.  My reaction when he acts sensitive as f**k everyday is usually, here you go, dude, shut the f**k up and then I hang up dying of laughter.  What about you?

How about that for a use of internet abbs?

With kids getting smarter and smarter everyday, we need to stay abreast of the new abbs floating around and take advantage too.  If you’re from the old school like me, this is what we deserve after years of writing whole words and on paper.  When word processors came out we were like, what is this alien contraption?  When the computer came on the scene it was like, ooooh snap!  Now, we can cut down on some of these words and abb it up!  Lmao

Here are some trending abbs from internetslang.com and noslang.com.

1.  YW – you’re welcome
2.  GOML – get on my level
3.  GTG – got to go
4.  IMMD – it made my day
5.  RUS – are you serious?
6.  SML – screw my life
7.  ABD – already been done
8.  FBTW – fine be that way
9.  POB – parents over back
10. PAG – parents are gone
11.  PBP – please be patient
12.  KHUF – know how you feel
13.  G2H – go to hell
14.  MB – my bad
15.  UDWK – you don’t want to know
16.  RBM – right behind me
17.  W2M – want to meet
18.  YHTBT – you had to be there
19.  DTF – down to f**k
20.  DDF – drug/disease free

The moral of the story is…know your abbs.  You don’t want something to happen right up under your nose with your kids or a slick a*# partner.

Take this quiz I found on www.noslang.com/quiz.php.

🙂 Phee

Featured pic from microweber.com.