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Posted by on January 20, 2015 in Random Sips

 

Quick!

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Posted by on January 20, 2015 in Random Sips

 
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So true….ugh

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Posted by on January 20, 2015 in Random Sips

 

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Get Hard

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COMING SOON!

Kevin Hart strikes again people!  I saw the trailer for this upcoming film during previews at The Wedding Ringer showing.

Kevin Hart will be playing a black business man trying to help a white hedge fund guy prepare for his stint in jail. The only thing is, Kevin’s character ain’t never been to nobody’s jail or work release program, let alone some hard core prison.

It has the makings of being yet another hit for Kevin’s resume.

Go support!

😍   http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lEqrpuU9fYI

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Posted by on January 20, 2015 in Uncategorized

 

The Wedding Ringer!

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If you have not made plans to see this movie, get on Fandango and reserve some tickets ahora mismo (right now in Spanish)!  This movie is all that and a bag of Doritos!  Kevin Hart is climbing to new heights, no pun intended, lol, with this movie and the upcoming film with Will Ferrell.  It’s the funny you wanna see from a comedy movie.  It’s white comedy, hangover, funny with a great ending.

Kevin Hart plays a best man for hire in this film and helps one client in particular with a service he’s never performed…the almighty Golden Tux!  Throughout the movie, the characters interact in crazy scenes to prepare for the wedding.

I can tell you that almost every scene is funny which is hard to pull off sometimes.  As for taking kids, there is some adult language where they use d**k, p***y, and the f bomb.  There’s also the bachelor party scene that’s inappropriate for young eyes.  Now, if your child has seen any of the Kevin Hart or Katt Williams stand-ups, they can watch this whole movie.  Lmbo.  But if you say h-e double hockey sticks as a cuss word, your whole family should stay home, ’cause you’ll all be scarred.  LOL

All in all, go see the flick.  I’m sooooooooooooo excited for Kevin Hart’s career and his upcoming nuptials.  Keep us laughing Kev!  We support you!!!!

On the sip tip, I give this film a super hot!  It’s hot like that coffee from McDonald’s that got them sued!  Lmbo

😍Phee

 
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Posted by on January 20, 2015 in TV and Movie Sips

 

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Happy MLK Day Everyone!

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Posted by on January 19, 2015 in Uncategorized

 

Taken 3

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All I have to say is can someone please kill retired CIA operative Bryan Mills already?! The 1st of this trilogy involved his daughter being kidnapped in Paris. He rescues her and kills a bunch of people. The 2nd installment involved Bryan and his ex-wife being abducted. His daughter through Bryan and his colleagues rescue them and kills a bunch of people. Finally, in this particular riveting tale his ex-wife is murdered and he’s framed for it. Queue the dramatic buh buh buuuuuhh music here. What ever shall he do?

But you know what, this one has a special twist. Drumroll please… It includes rubber band man himself, Forrest Whitaker. Ha! He plays a similar character to Sherlock Holmes or Vincent D’Onforio from Law and Order: Criminal Intent. Except he’s less brooding. He was something to see, that’s for sure.

Don’t get me wrong, these films are not poorly made and there are some great action sequences, but how has Liam Neeson’s character never been in ICU or locked up? Oh, I forget. He has a set of very special skills… My bad Bryan, I forgot. These films end very dry and abrupt. That is very annoying. I just hope this was the final film as the promos imply with “It Ends Here” because if my husband drags me to another Taken film I will be forced to use some of Bryan’s special skills on him. Lol.

I give this film 3 out of 5 Honey Dips.

 
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Posted by on January 19, 2015 in Uncategorized

 

Congrats to the Superbowl bound Seahawks!

Well, I must say Cocoas I am a sucker for a passionate quarterback! Russell Wilson seems like a cool dude. That defense was straight garbage during the 1st half. Russell was throwing the ball to his angel friends because he wasn’t hitting the mark at all. But to come back from 17 points down at the half to tie the game in the 4th quarter, and then to turn around and win in OT…amazing!

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Now, I will forever and a day rep Panther Nation, but I told Phee I may need to request a team transition sign up sheet. Lol. I love their athleticism and the fact that Marshawn Lynch looked so thick in that ESPN the Magazine Body issue is certainly a plus. Oh my….

Anyway, way to go Seattle Seahawks! You did it! See you at the Superbowl!

KT

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Ok, now Seahawks!  I don’t have loyalty to any NFL teams so you are definitely on the list for consideration to be “my team”.  Since the Oilers left Houston, I’ve been NFLess other than claiming the team of whoever I was in a relationship with.  These Seahawks have a great formula but my, oh, my will they have to cut tha check for Russell Wilson, Richard Sherman, sexy Kam Chancellor, Marshawn Lynch and others.  In the meantime, I hope they run all over Tom Brady’s pretty behind.  Is he not to pretty to play football?  Ijs.  That’s unfair that your momma and daddy are both super models.  I mean, dang, they prolly use a thousand gallons of pantene a month with their hair.  To make it so bad, Tom Brady prolly gets his face insured!  LOL.  Anywho, this will be a great game but the Seahawks need to come out strong and not have to battle back from a deficit.  Oh, and make sure those balls the Patriots use are all inflated correctly.  Lmbo!

😍Phee

 
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Posted by on January 19, 2015 in Sports Sips, Uncategorized

 

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Hi There!

Welcome to Hot Honeyed Cocoa! This blog will be written by 2 chicks living in Atlanta who like to keep it all the way real.

We will post about all aspects of life from work, sex, relationships, food, parenting, music, movies, exercise, did I mention sex?, and any and everything else. We inject laughter into almost everything so if you follow us we promise to put a smile on your face.

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Posted by on January 18, 2015 in Uncategorized

 

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