One Way Ticket to Mars

07 Mar
One Way Ticket to Mars

I just saw on the news how the mission to Mars, the planet, is underway.

The news agent was asking who would sign up for a one way ticket to Mars.

Hmmmmmm, let me think of my top ten for who would sign up for that one way ticket.

1.  Anyone who owes the IRS a substantial sum of money.
2.  All those dads who owe back child support.
3.  All of us past students with them big student loans.
4.  Insurance Agents

A world wouldn’t be a world without an insurance agent.  LOL
5.  IRS Agent

The IRS has to take their percentage of whatever you get on Mars like they do here in the United States.

6.  Prostitute+1 (her pimp)

Let’s be honest, a planet full of people and no sex makes for a very grumpy planet.  LOL

7.  That annoying, talking person that is on every reality show.

8.  Anderson Cooper

Someone has to let us know what’s going on on the planet everyday or every week.

9. A Doctor

Their going to need someone to pronounce people dead every month because we are not supposed to live on Mars.  LOL

10.  A Groundhog

Whose going to let them know when spring is coming other than a groundhog?  hee hee

I mean what kind of currency do you use on Mars?  Mars bucks, Mars reward dollars, or what about Mbucks?  LOL.  There’s nothing there so what are these people going to do?  I don’t think they have a Lowe’s on Mars to be able to build stuff.  Is there water, humans need water to live.  What about when someone accidentally punctures their suit?  Do they blow up like on the Total Recall movie?  What will they eat?  Are they going to make the people reproduce a create true Martians?!  LMAO.  Will they take guns to fend off the transformers?  LOL

As you can see, I have a lot of questions about this mission.  There are people who are signing up that have families, fiances, etc.  They are literally ok with leaving that all behind.  They say the trip is going to take like 7 months.  7 months travel?  No one has done this so they might not even survive.  This is just wild.  I guess some mommas won’t be lying when they say, “baby your daddy went to Mars and he’s never coming back”.  LMAO!

What are your thoughts on the matter?

See this article about the venture below from–abc-news-tech.html

🙂 Phee

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1 Comment

Posted by on March 7, 2015 in Are you Serious Sips


One response to “One Way Ticket to Mars

  1. reallifemarti

    March 7, 2015 at 3:12 PM

    If you send the people who owe back taxes, then don’t send the IRS agent. Could we just relocate the IRS entirely to Mars?



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