The Powerball jackpot is like $500 million dollars right now. People are still in lines buying tickets for that once in a lifetime opportunity to be able to be a millionaire. I bought mine so wish me luck.
Hmmmmm, let me think what I would do if I won that $500 million.
1. Wake up early and change my name to my new alias…Strunk Flukket South Carolina University (from Key and Peele superbowl edition)
2. Go down to the lottery office and get my check in my new alias.
3. Put on some pajamas with a headscarf and slippers to go to the Cadillac dealership to get a fleet of cars for me and my mom.
4. Go up to my old job in my pajamas and slippers and quit, then push over a plant or 2 in the lobby. LOL
5. Before I leave my job, sprinkle ones over the heads of some of my old hating ass co-workers to show them they should’ve been nicer to me.
6. Ooh, then put decaf in the coffee machine for them old haters too.
7. Find Candice Olson’s phone number to furnish every room in my new family subdivision that I’ll buy on the way to Starbucks. (If you don’t know Candice Olson, look her up!)
8. Have David Tutera fly out to Atlanta to throw a party where I invite all the people I know and give them gift cards with $10,000 on it.
9. Start my non-profit organization called “You Need Me, I’m There” and help as many people with various issues as I can.
10. On Sunday, pre-pay 5 years of tithes then pay off the church Building Fund…… FINALLY! No more fish fries for me!
Those are just a few of the things I would do. That amount of money can be a gift and a curse at the same time I’m sure. I’ve seen a lot of the specials about how the lottery changed my life and the majority of the people say they wish they never won. They a lie! I can’t wait to win to do as much for people as I can. I would literally go and buy up some Hondas and just stand on the corner at the bus stop in Birmingham giving out keys. It will be my job to figure out how to give more of my money to people.
What would you do if you won the lottery?
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