OMG, Remember celebrity death match?  It was the funniest yet cruelest cartoon show everrrr!  It was a show where clay celebrity figures were pitted against one another in a match to the death.

Check out this clip to refresh your memory or to give you a reference point for the rest of my post.

If Wiz and Amber Rose were on that show she would win no doubt.  She’d probably just use her ginormous butt cheeks to suck him in and twist his neck off or twerk him to death one booty cheek at a time.  Wait, Wiz might take his skinny little legs and scissor kick Amber’s head off or take a huge blunt and bash her head all the way in.  LMAO.

Just jokes but my most favorite married, soon to be divorced, celebrity couple is about to embark on a real battle royale over the custody of their son Sebastian.  WIZ KHALIFA IS SAYING OUT LOUD THAT AMBER ROSE IS NOT A FIT MOTHER!!!!

What you talkin ’bout Willis?

I love me some Wiz buuuuuut isn’t what he’s doing what my grandma says “the pot calling the kettle black”?  TMZ caught up with him leaving somewhere fo-day in the morning and he literally face raped a random fan waiting to get a selfie with him.  He was stoned beyond recognition.  You can’t do that Wiz, not battling for custody and being followed by the paparazzi everyday of your life.

When you are battling for custody you have to change and act right.  You have to start wearing cardigans and penny loafers, attend book signings, do community service and stuff like that.  You have to keep both of your eyes completely open at all times without wearing sunglasses.  The paparazzi needs to catch you with one of the Make-A-Wish children in the studio cutting an album or at church getting recommitted to GOD.  You have to start hanging with Nickledeon cast members but be careful their bad ways can rub off on you.  LOL.  You basically can’t be the you you we know and love.  It has to be your alter ego, the squeaky clean one you use when the cops pull you over and you got an unregistered pistol under the seat or the one you use when you go to the bank to get a loan.  LMAO!

Wiz needs to get married again right quick like Ludacris did.  Hmmmmmmm. He definitely can’t win custody partying and being caught on camera higher than Orion’s Belt.  Am I right?  Ok, then.

From what I hear Amber Rose isn’t home making hot chocolate and wearing a full outfit herself BUT she’s not the one making the claim of unfitness (if you will).

Just giving you life a bite size piece at a time.  Don’t want you to choke.  LOL!

😉 Phee

video from youTube posted by good.party.sign

pic courtesy of sohh.com